A library should have a full service bar.
After 20 years of searching for my million dollar idea - Eureka - I have found it.
Private library/bars, a chain of the fuckers all across this great land. Strap in and hold on to your venture capital people, let the free association begin.
Start with a library, add a bar. Also, make sure that there are cocktail waitresses. Imagine doing research in the reference section and having a Whiskey Sour brought to you. My heavens, if fiction needs anything, it's a Kamikaze. You can even have discussion groups; everybody reads the same damn book, and then gets together over drinks to discuss the fucker.
There could even be a facilitator, trained in the arts of drinking games. Like every time Goethe makes a prophetic statement - everybody hits a Purple Hooter Shooter.
Holy Smokes and Sweet Desire!
Singles events! Yes! Read those damn Mars/Venus fuckers. Then everybody does shots.
Think of it! Bad day?? Tired of your ole ladie's shit? Applebees just don't fucking cut it? A variety of quality micro brew hefeweizens and lagers while perusing the periodicals, yes, that is where I could go when I need a break.
Dirty Ert
i'm fully on board. this damned internet makes libraries obsolete, though :(
ReplyDeleteInternet makes libraries obsolete? No Sir! No http can serve you a Dirty Martini.
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of having a bar in libraries! In fact, a colleague of mine who worked with me at the research library at ORNL and I wanted to turn the reference desk into a full service bar.. It would have been perfect! By Jove, you've got it! This would help libraries get the funding they need and still be a great public service to the community ;)
ReplyDelete