A word that sells, at least to me.

As of late, I have been attempting to "monetize" my little nook in the cyber world. Far too many hours have been spent on advertising companies and their gadgets, widgets and what not. During this cluster-bumble I've discovered one thing: I may be the only person that thinks "FUCK" is a word that sells.

The little, hell-spawn, MBA in Marketing creeps have a list of "hot" words that seem to drive people to spend money. The usual list toppers are "Free" and "Value." It would appear that six long years of college clouds the mind, "Fuck" is not on the list. It is, in fact, on the other list; words you can't use in advertising.

The website you are currently on has been dropped or denied advertising due to the extravagant use of the term in question. Have these idiots lost their minds?

Fuck is my favorite word, it sells me every time.

First of all, like most people, I really like to fuck. If a woman says to me "Excuse me sir, but would you like to fuck?" I am sold, immediately.

Nextly, I enjoy getting fucked up. I drink vast quantities of alcohol because I enjoy the sensation of getting lost in my own yard. The following is a very effective pitch, "Take some of this. It'll get you more fucked up than a football bat." Now, there are some very nasty things in this world that will fuck you up, many of them to be avoided. But, if anyone throws the football bat pitch at me; I'll, at least, hear the rest of the sales presentation.

Lastly, I just like to say the word. Noun, verb, adverb, adjective, pronoun, it is all parts of speech. Put that in a sentence diagram and smoke it. It just rolls of the tongue like no other. Its the word that really says what none other can. For example, the last time I quit a job. I explained that cutting my pay and benefits was: "The worst fucking idea I've ever heard. Fuck you, I quit. Mother Fucker."

Words that sell, MY ASS!

Dirty Ert