Redneck Thinking Caps

I have several caps depicting the assigned number of several different NASCAR drivers. But my hats are confusing. Some of them have some years behind them and the driver/number/sponsor no longer match. Number 39, used to be the Interstate Battery, Dale Jarret driven car. Then 39 was the M&M's, Elliot Sadler piloted vehicle, now it is something else entirely. Fuck, I really do not know if there is a 39 this year. Now all my #8, Budweiser, Dale Earnhart Jr. stuff is someone else. And Dale now drives some kinda Mountain Dew car.

This is why rednecks are confused, our thinking caps change more often than Hollywood marriages.

Damn, I wish I still had my #01 Harry Gant, Skoal cap from 1989, or my Morgan Sheppard, Folgers Coffee, #12 cap from 1982.

Life was much simpler back then, I had no concept of calculus.

Dirty Ert