Sometimes, I just find out the hard way.
For example, never hide your liquor in the cleaning supplies closet.
I have been hiding my booze in the janitorial closet from two groups. First is my wife, she will drink my shit every damn time. Second is my kids, I have two teenagers. I figure that I stole my old man's liquor, my kids will return the favor.
My plan worked well about a quarter of the way through a bottle of vodka. That is when I fucked the hell up.
People, Murphy's Oil Soap and Lemon Juice is just fucking nasty!
I threw up on the floor. Then I tried to clean my face off with a Wet Swiffer Pad. Damn it! I got some of the fluid off the wet swiffer in my god damned mouth. So, I threw up again.
Life is a real pain in the ass; if one must moonlight with liquor.
Dirty Ert
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Come on in and sit a spell. The idea here is to make you laugh. I have no intention to "stay connected" and let people know "what's up with me." The world has however, given me a life of bizarre experiences. Couple that with a slightly different point of view. I hope my tales tickle your gizzard, if not, kiss my damn ass.
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