A story hit the local papers about some odd goings on, at a local jail. Basically the story is: man gets laid while in jail.
Here are the basic facts. A female jailor (age 25) was supervising a male inmate. The inmate was on good behavior and doing mundane labor jobs for the jail. When she escorted him to the supply closets, she fucked him. Only because she became suspiciously pregnant did the Sheriff "smell a rat." In the end, she lost her job and ended up pleading guilty to five counts of sexual contact with a prisoner.
THAT LUCKY BASTARD!
I thought jail was about dodging dick. A'int there some guy about 6'6" and 320 pounds, desperate to stab some shit? That would be my luck in jail. My anal integrity would only be saved with a victory in an all out fist fight.
This guy broke the law and was punished with one of the all time great male fantasies. He got tied up and fucked by a woman jailor, five damn times. I have no idea of what this misguided girl looks like. But who cares? When you're in jail, you can't be picky. Any she-jailor will do, even if she has the head of wombat and the body of gorilla. And to beat all, she was in her mid-twenties. She may not be great looking, but damn she's young.
The last interesting fact of the story was the inmate was transferred to another prison, "for his protection." Protecting the bastard from what? Were they worried that another she-jailor would hork him in the supply closet, only to post this tryst on Youtube? Worse yet, was the Sheriff concerned that a prison uprising might break out? All the inmates would hoist the lucky bastard upon their shoulders, for a victory celebration.
Some guys just have all the fucking luck.
Dirty Ert
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