Scientific American magazine has posted a new story on it's online edition.
http://www.sciam.com/blog/60-second-science/post.cfm?id=sperm-sale-2009-04-10
It seems economic times have gotten so bad; sperm banks are discounting their goods. A single shot of swimmers is running about $300 now. The article claims that most women need to use about 8 shots. That comes to $2,400 for designer sperm.
How ridiculous is this really?
For $100; I'll crank out enough shots to do the job, guaranteed. If the first shot don't "git r dun" then I'll provide up to 12 more shots for free. For an extra $20, you can inspect me like a damn stud horse.
Hell, if you put an extra ten spot in my pocket, I'll fuck a couch. Throw in another $10 and I'll let you film it.
Who am I kidding? Put 5 shots of Tennessee Whiskey in me, and I'll do the whole nine yards for a draw off a cigarette.
Dirty Ert
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Last time I did that I think it cost me 900 bucks and I had to do the whacking.
ReplyDeleteAs Lenny Bruce once said: "A man will fuck mud. A man will fuck a venetian blind."
ReplyDeleteDespite the annoying prevalence of the comment"LOL", and the certainty that its application is mostly hyperbolic, this blog entry made me do just that. You have been bookmarked, sir.
Lenny Bruce was correct. Mud ain't too bad if you are selective. Low clay content, high loam and free of debris. Also make sure that no one with a camera is around.
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